rewritten by eric
http://www.53mp.com
sung to Baby It's Cold Outside by Dean Martin
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYFMVfAbbgU



Original lyrics 

I really can't stay (but, baby, it's cold outside). 
I've got to go 'way (but, baby, it's cold outside). 
This evening has been (Been hoping that you'd drop in) 
so very nice (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice). 

My mother will start to worry (beautiful words you're humming), 
and father will be pacing the floor (listen to the fireplace roar). 
So really I'd better scurry (beautiful, please don't hurry)
well, maybe just a half a drink more (put some records on while I pour). 

The neighbors might think (but, baby, it's bad out there)
say, what's in this drink? (no cabs to be had out there). 
I wish I knew how (your eyes are like starlight now) 
to break the spell (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell). 

I ought to say no, no, no sir (mind if I move in closer?). 
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (what's the sense of hurtin' my pride?). 
I really can't stay (Oh, baby, don't hold out). 
+++ baby, it's cold outside +++

I simply must go (but, baby, it's cold outside). 
The answer is no (but, baby, it's cold outside). 
The welcome has been (how lucky that you dropped in) 
so nice and warm (look out that window at that storm). 

My sister will be suspicious (Gosh, your lips look delicious), 
my brother will be there at the door (waves upon a tropical shore). 
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious (gosh, your lips are delicious). 
Well, maybe just a cigarette more (never such a blizzard before). 

I got to get home (but, baby, you'd freeze out there). 
Say, lend me a coat (it's up to your knees out there). 
You've really been grand (I'm thrilled when you touch my hand). 
Why don't you see (how can you do this thing to me?). 

There's bound to be talk tomorrow (think of my lifelong sorrow), 
at least there will be plenty implied (if you caught pneumonia and died). 
I really can't stay (get over that hold-out). 
++++ Baby it's cold... ++++
++++ Baby it's cold outside. ++++ 



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Parody lyrics (Gossip)

I really can't say (but, baby, it's really good news). 
Don't think it's ok (but, baby, it's really good news). 
Our conversation's been (It won't really be a sin) 
so very nice (Some things we need to sacrifice).

My mother brought me up different (beautiful things you're telling), 
and father will surely be mad (everyone will surely be sad). 
So really I should stay quiet (beautiful, this isn't a riot)
well, maybe if we keep it hush-hush (let's get comfortable while you gush). 

Everyone might know (baby, news should be spread)
say, what's on tv? (I won't tell a single soul). 
I wish I could tell (if you don't it would be hell) 
it won't end well (I'll hide the fact, just please don't dwell). 

I ought to say no, no, no sir (what if I don't record it?). 
What if I just really say a lie? (what's the point if you aren't that sly?). 
I really can't say (Oh, baby, don't clam up). 
+++ maybe it's news to share +++

I can not just say (but, baby, it's news to share). 
My lips will stay shut (but, baby, it's news to share). 
This exchange has been (how about you just begin) 
crazy and wierd (I am your bestfriend I'm not feared). 

My friend will know somethings wrong (Gosh, you are hard and headstrong), 
My friend is probably listening (and you're very unspiriting). 
My friend will probably be pissed (gosh, I have to twist your wrist). 
Well, maybe just a little bit more (stop acting so much like Eeyore). 

I got my lips shut (but, baby, you have to tell). 
Say, leave me alone (all you have to do is talk). 
You're really a jerk (Just tell me then I'll go work). 
Why can't you see (why are you acting so coldly). 

You are going to tell people (do you think that I'm evil), 
at least I know I can keep my pride (it feels like I have been denied). 
I really can't say (get over your self now). 
++++ Maybe it's news... ++++
++++ Maybe it's news to share. ++++